Friday 13 June 2008

Down at the Porn Store

I live pretty close to one of the larger porn stores in Stockholm and sometimes when I feel bored or just want to spend some time away from computers, I go spy on its clients. I know, I am closer to 30 than 20 and should not take such obvious pleasure in spying on people for no good reason at all. But still, everybody needs hobbies. At times, I have even brought my camera, shooting with a 200 tele the customers entering and exiting the establishement. Why? Because they all look so fucking guilty! A sluggish gait, their backs slightly bent, they look like they have received a harsh sentence indeed. Maybe they just want to look inconspicuous, who knows. Anyway, the tele lens in question sucks in low light conditions, so the pictures are mostly blurry. I still save them in my archive of completely pointless electronically stored things.

Another funny thing with these men is that they all look to be between, say, 30 and 40. They also all wear really mundane clothes and look perfectly boring. I would have guessed, ex ante, that people renting Fuckenfest Achtung Total 14 or whatever clicks their dicks, would be old geezers not aware of the endless supply of free porn on the Internet for those so inclined.

Me? I greatly prefer the endless supply of great comics on the Internet.

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